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Humm..don't have much to write about. Just a little update to say "I'm Alive!"
www.killsometime.com has this retarded video of Brittney Spears. She has to be stoned or something. At first I thought it was fake, but OH NO...it is her. Dumb Girl! Check it out. This website is hilarious if you have never been.
A woman goes to the doctor for her yearly physical.
The nurse starts with certain basic items.
"How much do you weigh?" she asks.
"115," she says.
The nurse puts her on the scale.
It turns out her weight is 140.
The nurse asks, "Your height?"
"5 foot 8," she says.
The nurse checks and sees that she only measures 5' 5".
She then takes her blood pressure
And tells the woman it is very high.
"Of course it's high!" she screams,
"When I came in here I was tall and slender!
Now I'm short and fat!"
1. Men are like .. Laxatives ...... They irritate the crap out of you.
2. Men are like... Bananas ....... The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like .. Weather . Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like .. Blenders You need One, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like ....Chocolate Bars .... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like .. Commercials ....... You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like ... Department Stores ..... Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like .. . Government Bonds .... They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like .. . Mascara . They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like ... Popcorn .... They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like Snowstorms .... You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like .. Lava Lamps .... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like ... Parking Spots . All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.
BE A BITCH ................
BITCHOLOGY
When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a bitch.
When I stand up for those I love, they call me a bitch.
When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things my own way, they call me a bitch.
Being a bitch means I won't compromise what's in my heart.
It means I live my life MY way.
It means I won't allow anyone to step on me.
When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak against it, I am defined
as a bitch.
The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead of being everyone's maid, or when I act a little selfish.
It means I have the courage and strength to allow myself to be who I truly am and won't become anyone else's idea of what they think I "should" be.
I am outspoken, opinionated and determined I want what I want and there is nothing wrong with that!
So try to stomp on me, try to douse my inner flame, try to squash every ounce of beauty I hold within me.
You won't succeed.
And if that makes me a bitch, so be it.
I embrace the title and am proud to bear it.
B - Babe
I - In
T - Total
C - Control of
H - Herself
B = Beautiful
I = Intelligent
T = Talented
C = Charming
H = Hell of a Woman
B = Beautiful
I = Individual
T = That
C = Can
H = Handle anything
Remember - You don't stop laughing because you grow old
You grow old because you stop laughing
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